Spit On A Stranger

Cokehead

I love the episode summaries by Matthew Richenthal on The OC Files. Last nights episode, The Secrets and the Lies, went a little something like this:

Sadie is about to board a bus to return to Oregon when Marissa, of course, tells her to stay for Ryan's sake. Because THAT would happen in real life! When the former bad boy returns to the pool house, the hottie is sitting on his bed. They have all the sex. Marissa, subsequently, has all the cocaine off Volchok. For the first time in history, viewers take the side of the blow.

The only character not annoying me to the point of death is Summer. She does what she does best by being cute.

Other than that I was disappointed they didn't eliminate Ace on American Idol. I guess I underestimated the power of horny teen girls. Maybe I underestimated the power of horny teen dudes. That's probably a more likely explanation. My disappointment only lasted a second though cos now I still have something to look forward to on that show. I think the Katherine McPhee and her McPheever will win it.

Quod Me Nutrit Me Destruit

At your age, you're going to have a lot of urges. You're going to want to take off your clothes, and touch each other. But if you do touch each other, you *will* get Chlamydia... and die.

Americas Next Top Idol

I'm watching America's Next Top Model as I wait for American Idol. Duuuuuuuuuuuuude, the best part of that show is definitely J. Alexander. Did you see his fugly mug with those curlers on?

30 minutes until American Idol.

Update 7:35 p.m.
I think they should eliminate Kevin Covais, but I think it'll end up being Bucky Covington.

Update 8:15 p.m.


Roomie

For some reason, Taylor Hicks reminds me of my college roommate Chris Martin. I don't know what it is exactly.
Maybe it's the haircut. [Source]

Update 8:17 p.m.
Barry Manilow is gay.

Update 8:22 p.m.
Mandisa, man u huge.

Update 8:24 p.m.
Sorry, that was mean.

Update 8:29 p.m.


Bye Bye

All his old lady fans of Kevin are going to be so depressed for the next few days. [Source]

All you Skynyrd and Bucky Covington fans are probably so relieved right about now.

I'm just happy that we are one day closer to the inevitable elimination of Ace Young. Can't hardly wait.

The Surreal Life 666

Has-been

I'm already hooked on the new season of The Surreal Life. I'm betting Tawny Kitaen is going to be the craziest of them all. [Source]




My wife claims she used to be in love with CC Deville. He kinda went crazy with the bronzer and then overwhitened his teeth. [Source]

Remember me?

Due to moving into a new apartment, all the wine I've been consuming and boomspeed.com screwing the pooch, I haven't been able or willing to post recently. Just wait for Monday and my post will be so awesome you'll want to have babies with it.

Project Runway

What?

Damn you Project Runway. Damn you to hell!

Ok. I did think Chloe had some good designs but but but I think Daniel should have won.

To be totally honest, I think Santino was robbed. He did come up with a great collection. Plus, doesn't anyone remember that he was almost homeless and he's broke? What is wrong with you people?

P.S. Debra Messing is the only redhead celebrity that I don't like. Sorry Debra, you look like a character from Fraggle Rock.



Red.

Stupid Girls

Eliminated!

Did you watch American Idol? Goodbye Sway, Brenna, Heather and David. Pretty much what I expected. I really thought Will "Poodle" Makar blew it with his horrible performance this week AND EVERY TIME HE GETS ON THE STAGE! It's only a matter or time though. [Source]
Next week, I think Kinnik Sky, Melissa McGhee, and Will Makar will be out. They'll be sent visit Bobby Bennet, the worst ever to make it to the Top 24. They'll all sing Copacabana together. As I'm typing this, Bo Bice's video is playing on VH1. Is it a sign? I'd rather see him than that new INXS singer.



Homeless.

I can go on and on about this weeks Project Runway, but I don't have the time right now. I will say that I felt a little sorry for Santino after his sob story about being homeless and all. I overheard someone say he looks like a the World's Ugliest Dog though. I'll just save it for next week. [Source]



Homewrecker.

Tammy is in love with another man, Tyson Ritter from All American Rejects.

Finally, because there is no such thing as too much Lindsay Lohan, CLICK HERE. (NSFW)